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The Akatsuki's Job Part 2

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The Akatsuki's Job
Warning!: Contains Yaoi scenes.. (Mainly)SasoDei, (Slight)KisaIta, (Mainly)Kakuhidan and (Slight)TobiZetsu.
Disclaimer: I do not own the Akatsuki. Masashi Kishimoto does...

/(owo)\

Kakuzu and Hidan's View

"Kakuzu! What are we going to do?! Twins! It's twins! It's like TWICE THE TROUBLE! F***!" Hidan complained while walking.

"I don't mind the kids. I think you're more troublesome than them.." Kakuzu sighed.

"You don't find them troublesome because all you ever think of is money. And the twins are your keys for money." Hidan said in a mocking tone.

Kakuzu went speechless and began to walk faster, "Hurry up or you'll die."

"I told you Kakuzu, you can't kill me even if you try." Hidan said with a frown.

Deidara and Sasori's View

"Damnit, walking is damn hard. Why can't we take a boat un?"

"It's quite expensive, brat. And remember, we're bankrupt..."

"Ugh. At least we're here.." Deidara removed his poytail because they were little wet.

"You look like a lady if you removed that."

"Shut up, un!"

The two were about to argue but then two adults approached them.

One of them was a girl with short black hair and cute green eyes.

And one was a guy with brown short hair and purple eyes.

"Oh, you two must be the babysitters~!" The lady cheerfully said.

"Yes, we are.." Sasori spoke.

"Good, because we're almost leavi-"

"Are you two practicing to have a baby?" The mom asked cheerfully.

"...Uh, What?" The two S-ranked criminals asked with a straight face.

"I mean, you are a girl and you're a boy~!" The mom continued.

Deidara looked like he's gonna puke while Sasori just imagined the scene with a disgusted face.

"Honey, I think the blonde one is a guy.." The father slowly facepalmed.

"Oh, he is? Oh, sorry, sorry!" The mother nervously laughed.

"Enough of this nonsense, Honey..." The father sighed, "Ok, you two take care of Aoi-chan. I have the list of what to do inside. We'll leave now."

The two parents left.

Deidara and Sasori stared at each other, "Odd Couple.."

Itachi and Kisame's View

They finally arrived in the Village Hidden in the Stones.

"I quit!" They heard from a house nearby.

"Wait! Get back here!" A woman with blue hair chased the lady who's leaving with bags on her hand, "We need you to take care of Miko!"

"He's spoiled and stubborn! I don't like to do this job anymore!" The lady with the bags left with no hesitation.

Kisame stared at the house and gulped, "That's where we're gonna babysit.."

Itachi sighed and walked to the home, followed by Kisame.

They knocked at the door and the woman whom they saw answered it.

"You two must be those whom will take care of Miko! I'm so glad! Well, I have to leave very badly and I need you two to take care of Miko!" The woman spoke quickly and gave the list to them and quickly fleeted.

"...." Kisame and Itachi stared at the woman's trails.

Tobi and Zetsu's View

Tobi patiently waited for the child, removing all the hazardous things that can harm the child.

Knock, Knock, Knock

Tobi quickly jumped up and answered the door, "Hello~!"

"Oh, you must be the babysitter.. We're here to drop Rango here.."

The parents reached out their hands carfully, showing a girl with brown hair. She's sleeping currently.

Tobi held the child, cradling it, she looks like someone he knew..

"She looks like Rin.."

"Ok, that's all we have to say~!" The dad said as he left with his wife.

"There's the kid.." Zetsu stared "Tobi, why are you staring at her so long?"

"N-nothing! Let's go take her to the cradle!"

Pein and Konan's View

"We're here.." Konan stared at the gigantic gates of Konoha.

"What're you two doing here?" The guards asked.

"We're here to babysit someone.."

"Oh, you mean the one who's going to babysit him? Follow us, Iruka-sensei asked us to guide you."

Pein and Konan followed the guards.

"He's just in this apartment.." The guards said.

Pein and Konan just shrugged and went up.

"Naruto.. You should stay and regain your health.." A voice from a room said.

"That room must be it,," Konan said.

"We could train some other time.." Another voice spoke, but now, it's very familiar to Konan and Pein.

"Konan... That voice.."

"I know.. I'll take a look.."

Konan turned into paper butterflies and went in quietly, hiding behind a counter, she turned to normal and peeked,

Yes, she saw her former master, Jiraiya-sama...

\(oWo)/
Summary: The Akatsuki went bankrupt and was forced to babysit.. How would this end?

Dedicated to: My classmates..

~Sanake, Sasori's Admin))


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